这是我们的曾祖父母 These are our great-grandparents.
他们有57样东西 They had 57 things.
他们曾经历过一场世界大战 Then there was a world war...
和一次通货膨胀 and inflation.
但他们依然相信上帝 相信死后能有更好的生活 No matter. They believed in God and a better life after death.
这是我们的祖父母 These are our grandparents.
他们有200样东西 They had 200 things.
他们曾经历过希特勒 Then they had Hitler.
也曾一无所有 And then they had nothing.
但他们依然相信未来 相信被许诺过的富足生活 But no matter. They believed in the future, which promised prosperity.
这是我们的父母 These are our parents.
他们有650样东西 They had 650 things.
他们曾拥有柏林墙 以及放在国家安全局的档案 Then they had the wall... and a Stasi file.
但无所谓 随后两德统一 他们相信自由 But no matter, reunification came and they believed in freedom.
这是我们 And this is us.
我们平均有10000样东西 On average, we have 10,000 things.
1000件呐 10,000.
我们有财富 We have prosperity.
我们有自由 而未来就在眼前 We have freedom. The future is here.
而现在 And now?
保罗 Paul.
你必须得起来了 Paul, you have to get up.
嘿 看看几点了 我们才刚上床 Hey, it's time. But we just went to bed.
保罗 你总是这么大的起床气 Oh Paul, you're such a morning grouch.
-到底几点啦 -九点半了 - What time is it? - 9:30 AM.
我操
-天气怎么样 -下雪了 零下2度 - Weather? - Snowing and minus two Celsius.
-是啊是啊 -前景堪忧啊 别在意了 - Oh, and the forecast is miserable. - Never mind!
保罗 猜猜吧 今天网上会有什么事 法瑞尔·威廉姆斯代言的阿迪达斯新款球鞋吗 Hey Paul, guess what's being released online today? The Human Race Ultra Boost by Pharrell Williams?
五分钟后预售就要开始了 -什么 我看看 -找到我哦 -你在哪 -我在这里 -哪儿 -这儿 Better hurry. Pre-sales start in five minutes. - What? Show me! - Find me. I'm here. Here! No, here!
哦 娜娜 NANA!
保罗 还以为你没这么粗鲁呢 Paul! Don't be so rough.
太棒啦 太棒啦
假新闻
妈的 Shit!
-你是在搞笑吗 -什么 - You're kidding. - What?
-你在干什么 -做运动 - What are you doing? - Working out.
撸管吗 With an erection?
走 快进去 Go! Hurry up.
-西装在哪 -在包裹里 -哪个包 -咖啡机下面那个 - Where's the suit? - In the package! - Which one? - Under the one with the coffee machine.
我一开始在看新闻 后来看了下川普的推文 接着看了猫咪视频 还上了一下黄网 川普 猫 黄色网站 默克尔 北极熊 黄色网站 -就跟排好了似的 -我懂了 -穿哪双鞋 -侃爷那双 It's funny. I start with the news, then Trump tweeted something, and via cat video links I end up at YouPorn. Trump, cats, YouPorn. Merkel, polar bears, YouPorn. It's a curse! - Got it. What shoes? - The Kanye West ones.
那双白色的 The white ones.
-你做了多久 -2.53个小时 - When did you stop working yesterday? - 2:53 AM.
-那足够了 她很棒 -她刚刚说了个笑话 今天她就会被卖掉 而你可以休息一下了 Paul, enough. She's fine as she is. Today she made her first joke. Today, she's being sold and you'll take a break.
嘿
你一定经常在上班的时候睡觉 我才没有上班睡觉 Stop sleeping with your work. I don't sleep with my work.
妈的 我长了瘤子 Shit! I'm getting a tumor!
谁最后到楼下 谁就输 Last one down loses!
-你疯了吗 别碰我头发 -你这掉了一些 -什么 在哪 -这儿 你每次都上当 这是个很严肃的问题 Are you mad? Not my hair! - I think you lost some again. - What? Every time! How can you fall for that every time? Because it ain't funny. It's a serious problem!
你必须得换个油箱了 像是在演"深海浩劫" -你幸福吗 托尼 -什么 Time to get that oil pan fixed. It looks like Deepwater Horizon behind us. - Are you happy, Toni? - What?
幸福 你幸福吗 Happy. Are you happy?
-你这话从哪来的 -啊 我觉得 你给油的话 我会很幸福的 如果你的脚还没断 Where is this coming from? Well, I... I'd be happy if you stepped on it and your foot didn't burst through.
放轻松 到那后我们前面可能只有两三个人 Relax. So there'll be two or three others ahead of us.
100样东西 第126号 谁能知道 所有人都起这么早 100 THINGS Number 126! Who knew they'd all get up early?
所有人看起来和我们一样 They all look like us.
我觉得 我们是与众不同的 126号 I thought we were something special.
大家都有超级棒的点子吗 What if they all have great ideas?
-托尼 我们溜吧 -保罗 - Oh God, Toni, let's go! - Paul!
打扰一下 你们是来报送什么项目的？ Excuse me, what are you pitching?
我们是极简主义者 We are minimalists.
我们的生活只有100样东西 - I see. - We live with exactly 100 things.
那创意显然不算其中之一 Deodorant obviously isn't one of them.
那你们的点子是什么 And what is your idea?
我们的APP可以帮助减少多余的东西 We developed an app that helps shed what's unnecessary.
谁会从中获利 -没有人 -我们刨除了逻辑性 人类必须自由 事物必须有价值 我们只有一个地球 - Why? - Who profits? - Nobody. - We reject that logic. People have to be free again. Things need to have a value. We only have this one planet.
拒绝强制购买 Down with compulsive buying.
那... Wow! That's...
祝好运 "Wow" is all I've got.
-我们是安全的 -谢天谢地 - We're safe. - Thank God.
684号 684!
呃 你好 我是安东·卡茨 这是保罗... 好的好的 直接讲重点吧 我们已经在这13个小时了 而且我的保姆还想周末去波兰看她的孩子 我是安东尼亚特·凯歇 欧洲高级人才导师 贝西特先生 德鲁戈先生 我们委托人的律师的律师的律师 Uh... Hello. - I'm Anton Katz and this is Paul. - Right. Let's fast forward to the part where it gets interesting. We're in the 13th hour and my nanny wants to go home for the weekend. I am Antonietta Kärcher, Senior Talent Scout Europe. These are Mr. Becht and Mr. Dröger, our client's lawyers' lawyers' lawyers.
这是戴克·祖克曼 And that's David Zuckerman.
-谁 -谁呢 - Who? - Where?
-操 -祖克曼 他正在看着 这里的每个人都可能会成为下一个史蒂夫·约伯斯 - Zuckerman. - He's watching? Yes, anyone who enters here could be the next Steve Jobs.
这真讽刺 这里没有人会像史蒂夫·约伯斯一样 That was irony. Nobody who enters here is the next Steve Jobs.
那么 你们有什么好东西给我们 So, what have you got for us?
它很简单 我曾问自己 为什么手机上的声音对每个人都一样 Well, it's quite simple really. I was wondering why the voice on my phone is the same for everyone.
无论是谁 不管是我用它 还是托尼 还是我妈妈 还是您 Regardless of whether I use it, or Toni, or my mother, or you.
它总是那个无趣的声音 我曾问我自己 如果我们的手机有了个性会怎样 It's always the same dull voice. So I figured, what if our phone... had a personality?
它完全和我们相匹配 Completely tailored to our person.
你们会怎么做 How would you do that?
这个软件通过声音感知我们的情绪 I programmed the software to recognize our emotion from our voice
然后自行调整适应 and adjust to it.
然后呢 让我们听听 Well, let's hear it.
-现在吗 -不 - Now? - No.
现在不行 那会很糟糕的 Not now. Any time but now. Now is a terrible time.
当然是现在了 不然还能是什么时候 Of course now. When else?
你好 娜娜 Hello, NANA.
娜娜 NANA?
呃... 娜娜 -什么事 保罗 -谢天谢地 我还以为你走了呢 但她还能去哪呢 Um... NANA! What is it, Paul? Thank God. I thought you were gone. But I mean, where would she go?
保罗 你是我见过最有趣的人 你也是我认识唯一的一个人 这是她的第二个笑话 第二个笑话哦 Paul, you're the funniest person I know! You're also the only person I know. That's her second joke!
-你觉得好吗 -超棒 我自己想出来的 -你真是太棒了 -你才是真的棒 - Did you like it? - Fantastic! I thought of it myself. - You're great! - You're great!
-得了吧 -我爱你 - Stop it! - Paul, I love you!
我只是假装如此 我不可能爱上我的发明 但是她喜欢我 Just pretending. I wouldn't fall for with my own invention. She just likes me.
想像一下 如果把这个和您的资料库结合起来 将会出现很多的可能性 不 不 不 是无穷种可能 Imagine if we combined that with your databases. - The possibilities are enormous. - No, no! The possibilities are endless!
通过计算 我们可以给人们提供心理谘询 With your computing power, we could give psychological counseling,
可以陪伴老人 安抚儿童 没人需要再工作 也没人会感觉到孤独 keep old people company, console children, nobody would have to work or be lonely.
我们可以让人们真正感觉到幸福 We could make people happy!
抱歉 Excuse me.
之前的十三个小时里 我听到的全都是 幸福 幸福 幸福 Humanity is being made happy for 13 hours now. Happy, happy, happy...
我已经听得有点恶心了 谢谢 再见 Your enthusiasm is giving me acid reflux. Thank you very much.
您应该想知道 这玩意到底能给您带来什么好处 You're probably wondering what's in it for you.
这是保罗过去九个月去过的地方 These... are Paul's walking routes in the past three months.
这张表就是保罗 在他配置娜娜的时候 And this is Paul, broken down to his smallest character traits.
他所有的性格特点也被我们被收集了 While Paul was configuring NANA, we collected every intimate detail about him.
-什么 -我们了解他的幽默 We know his sense of humor,
他的恐惧 他的喜好 we know his fears and preferences,
最重要的是我们了解他的弱点 什么 我们做了个测试 给他推荐一些产品 but most of all, we know his weaknesses. Excuse me... What? As a test, we presented Paul with some fitting offers,
他把所有东西都买了下来 所有 and he bought all of them. All of them.
整整151件产品 151 products.
他根本不会穿的运动鞋 因为它们现在还是新的 Sneakers he won't wear because he wants them to stay new,
他根本不会戴的棒球帽 因为他连它们放在哪都不知道 baseball caps he doesn't wear because he loses them,
他根本不需要的安全套 condoms he doesn't need...
因为他压根没机会用 because he doesn't.
您认为 商家会花钱去了解保罗的喜好吗 What do you think the industry would pay to know Paul that well?
瞧 这肯定是我保姆打来的电话 我的孩子可能正坐在法兰克福的高速公路休息站 -我要和你说几句 -现在不行 You see? I bet that's my nanny. My children are probably at a highway stop in Frankfurt/Oder. Excuse me, I... - Got a minute? - Not now.
你在耍我吗 你这是把我当做诱饵 我当时不能说 我听起来就像一个什么都买的傻逼一样 Are you kidding me? You used me as bait? If I'd told you, it wouldn't have worked. Now I look like an idiot who would buy anything he sees.
但你确实都买了啊 不 不 真的吗 保罗 你是个天才 但毫无疑问你也是个购物狂 - You did buy everything you saw. - I didn't... That's not... Really? Paul, you're a genius. But you have no self-control. You're a consumer whore.
-所以你才完美 -我才不是购物狂 嘘 - That's why you were perfect! - I'm not a consumer...
刚刚发生了一件从来没有发生过的事 This never happened before.
什么 What?
-他打电话来了 -谁 - He called. - Who?
他 Him.
他 Him?
他愿意给你们四百万 He's offering four million euros.
别问我原因 我也不清楚 Don't ask me why, I can't explain it.
-但是... -太棒了 - But... - Yes!
他下个月要来参加一个会议 Next month he'll be at the Digital Midget Convention,
想见见你们 and he'd like to meet you.
四百万 呀 爽爆了 Four million!
耶耶耶耶耶
大家嗨起来
托尼 我们再谈一下工作合同的事儿行不 Hey Toni, can we talk about that job?
-什么 -合同 -现在吗 -对 我真的不能再等了 - What? - Job offer! - Now? - Yes, I've had it.
我现在每天住在楼梯间 跟哈利波特一样 每次我爸妈来看我 我还要给他们订爱彼迎 I live in a cupboard under the stairs, like Harry Potter. Every time my parents come, I have to rent a place on Airbnb.
嗨 听说你是下一个约伯斯是吗 Hi, I heard you're the new Steve Jobs.
-什么 -约伯斯 史蒂夫 - What? - Jobs. Steve.
工作 她刚刚是在说工作吗 Job? Did she say job?
-贝蒂 她... -你皮松了是吗 敢抢我的工作 我给他干了七年了 现在快三十了终于有机会转正了 - Betty, I think she... - Are you thick? That's my job. I've worked seven years for peanuts. I'm almost 30. I need a regular job.
你想靠躺床上张开腿就得到这个工作 我劝你赶紧穿上衣服 不然我打断你的腿 If you think you can butt in with your extensions and tramp stamp, watch out, I'll break your legs.
找你的足球运动员去吧 Find yourself a football player!
怎么了 What?
没事 罗尼 你见到保罗了吗 Uh... Nothing. Ronnie, have you seen Paul anywhere?
他肯定在哪正嗨呢 He's partying hard somewhere!
呃 我 我和保罗有几句话想说 Right. I... Uh... Paul and I were going to say something together.
不知道他这会儿在哪 But I don't know where he is.
五年前保罗给我讲他这个创意的时候 Right, when Paul told me about his idea almost five years ago...
对我们俩来说... 无聊 - We'd never have thought... - Boring!
DJ 放音乐
-抱歉 -他在那 -对 我在这 -快上来 抱歉 - Excuse me. - Hey, Paul! There he is. - Yes, here I am. - OK. Come on. Sorry!
我刚刚忙着买运动鞋呢 I had to order some new sneakers.
我说到哪了 不知道啊 你说到哪了 - OK. Where was I? - No idea. Where were you?
-保罗给我讲他的创意... -对 - When Paul told me about his idea... - Yep!
-我们当时不清楚 -我给他讲了 - ...neither of us knew... - I told him my idea.
-这对我们来说简直没法想像 -没法想像 - We never expected that... - Never expected!
-推荐一个商品... -喔喔 可不止一个 - That we'd get offered... - Woo! An incredible offer!
-你要一直这样吗 -哦 不了不了 - Are you going to keep doing that? - Oops! No, no, no.
-抱歉 -好吧 Sorry. OK?
-请说 -谢谢 - Please. - Thank you.
我们想对你们一直以来辛苦的工作表示感谢 托尼17岁才开始长毛 So, um... We only wanted to thank you for all your hard work. Toni got his first pubes at 17.
是他们班最晚的一个 The last one in the class.
在他的那个年龄 他发育地特别慢 所以那时候只能把卫生纸塞到内裤里 He was very late for his age in general. He'd always put toilet paper in his undies.
我明白你要干啥了 所以他才需要肌肉 身份的象征嘛 保罗还在生着气呢 因为大家都知道他是购物狂了 你说谁是购物狂 OK, I see what's happening here. That's why he needs all that muscle and status symbols. Paul is upset that we know he's a consumer whore. Really? Who's the consumer whore?
-这个名字让你不高兴了 -是你 -你就是没有自控力 -噢 我的手表,西装... 保罗还有一个亚马逊购物专线 - It bothers you, right? - You are. You don't have any self-control. - My watch, my coffee machine... - He's constantly calling Amazon.
-他就是个毫无纪律的人 -不要再说了! 我随时都可以把它们扔掉 因为我不靠这些东西也能活 少了你那些破烂 你一天也活不下去 -100天 -不可能 My climbing and diving gear... I'm Toni, losing my hair! I can do without everything, because I don't identify with it. Right. You can't survive a day without your stuff. - 100 days! - No way.
敢不敢打赌 保罗 保罗 保罗 我把所有东西都弄走 你敢不敢也这么做 Wanna bet? Paul! Paul! Paul! I'll get rid of everything I have. Can you do that too?
-怎么样 -所有东西吗 -我们所有东西 -对 所有 - Everything? Really? - Yes, every...
每天取回一样 对了 还有一点 谁中途放弃 就要把他一半的财产分给所有的员工 Fine, every day you get one thing back. Oh, right... And whoever gives up leaves half his shares to the entire staff.
这怎么行 -你疯了吗 -噢 Are you nuts?
他现在要做缩头乌龟了 只要跟钱有关 他就慌了 -因为他太抠了 -小气鬼 Oh! That's when he chickens out. If it's about money, he gets a little scared. Because he's stingy.
托尼 托尼 托尼 Toni! Toni!
-托尼 托尼 -保罗 保罗 Paul! Paul! Paul!
现在我们有一堆见证人等着我们犯错了 他们都喝多了 明天一早肯定都忘了 Great! Now we have ten people trying to catch us slipping up. Nonsense! They're all drunk. Tomorrow, they'll have forgotten.
DAY 1
托尼 Toni!
-去理发店吗 -操 Shit!
尤塔 需要下来帮你吗 Mom, do you need help?
操 Fuck!
太棒了 How nice!
你们好 Hello.
-对 -这就是小鸡鸡 Yes, that's a penis!
这个是包皮 The foreskin.
-对 这个你也有 -呃 我... 太好了 他能提前看到他将面临的的东西 Right. There's foreskin too. You have it too. It's great that he gets to see that.
毕竟埃尔克和我在这方面都帮不上忙 I mean, Elke and I can't help him.
快看 就像穿着高领毛衣的蟒蛇一样 尤塔 我要先走了 祝你们今天过的愉快 Look! It's like a python wearing a turtleneck. I really need to go. Have a nice day.
托尼 Toni?
噢 天呐 Oh God...
谢天谢地 你还没死 所有东西都不见了 家具 值钱的东西 Thank God you're alive. Everything's gone. Everything! My furniture, my things.
我的手机 我们必须给员警 Oh God, my phone! We have to call the...
你看起来好像块牛排 You look like a steak.
-我在暖气上睡了一晚 -为什么 怎么回事? - I slept on the heater. - Why? What... What happened?
一滴酒都不应该给你 You just can't handle alcohol.
昨晚发生了什么 我完全断片了 我网上看到过的 下药 抢劫 强奸… 啥 I had a blackout. Probably something in my drink. Oh God, you read about that in the news. Knockout drops, robbed... What?
脱掉 脱掉… Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!
不 是的 - No. - Yup.
-不 不 不… -是的 这还是你的主意 - No, no, no, no... - Yes, and it was your idea.
这不能当真 But nobody would take that seriously.
本来没有人当真 直到你许诺了财产份额 酒精作用下 这些不能算数 Nobody took it seriously until you promised shares. I was drunk. That doesn't count!
当然不算数 Of course it doesn't count.
那我们说好 这个不作数 只是个开个玩笑 -我们说好了 -说好了 We'll both say it's off. It was a joke. - Both of us, together. - Both of us.
不丢脸 -是的 -他们能做什么呢 他们能做什么 - We won't lose face. - Right. - What can they do? - What can they do?
早上好 在其他人上门之前 还好我们先到了 Good morning, lads! It sure took some work to get it all to fit.
你好 我们凑钱把100天的房租付完了 Hello. The rent has been paid for exactly 100 days. We all chipped in.
我也付了 尽管只拿实习工资 Me too, even with my intern wage.
这是规则 每个午夜你们能拿回一件物品 Here we wrote down the rules again. Every day at midnight you can take back one thing.
首先是鞋袜 办公室有食物 钱和卡都在这里 Shoes and socks count as one. We're generous. There's food in the office. Your bank cards and money are in here.
打开的话你就输了 这是周末的口粮 贝蒂带来的 非常棒的食物还有解酒的奶昔 谢谢 罗尼 对于规则就不要太过严苛了吧 Open this and you lose. These are your weekend rations. Betty brought it. Superfood with goji berries and smoothies for the hangover. - Thank you. - Uh... Ronnie. You don't have to be so meticulous about the rules.
你们知道这是什么吗 Do you know what this is?
凯丽·费雪在"星球大战六"里穿的比基尼 马上就要被拍卖了 你们知道谁要出价吗 This is the bikini Carrie Fisher wore in Return of the Jedi. It's being auctioned off at Christies. Guess who's bidding?
好的 Okay.
听着 罗尼 Listen, Ronnie...
托尼有话要说 Toni has something to say.
保罗怕他履行不了赌约 Paul's afraid he won't manage.
-好吧 -这个怂包 你说得对 - Yes! - That loser! He's right.
那我们现在从零开始 食物没有了 You're starting with nothing. Right. No keys.
饮料也一样 You don't have glasses either.
那么… 这个我们也必须拿走 Right, and... This has to go too.
-贝蒂 -来了 - Betty! - Yes!
明明说好了 我们一起拒绝 You said we'd call it off together.
对 可是我突然想起来 我的股份是安全的 Yes, and then I remembered that my shares are safe.
跟你反着干总归是不会错的 I can't lose against you!
不 我做不到 我去开车 No, I won't do it. Oh God! I'm taking the car.
这会是我们的第一件东西 Right. Then that's your first thing.
什么 操 不要 托尼 帮我拿东西 操 托尼 What? Toni, bring me something! Shit! Toni!
-我的家当 -这帮傻逼 -都在这里 -全都挤在一起 - My things. - Those idiots. - Everything's still here. - Everything's mixed up.
好的 现在很简单 OK, let's be logical.
好的 现在很简单 取暖 穿衣服 擦干净 OK, let's be logical. Warm up, get dressed, dry off.
遮盖住 取暖 穿衣服 Cover nudity, warm up, get dressed.
我的手机 My phone.
我的西装 My suits.
这是羊绒 必须挂起来 好好保养 That's cashmere, you have to hang it up.
娜娜 娜娜 听见我说话吗 NANA! NANA, can you hear me?
-娜娜 -你在搞笑吗 You've got to be kidding.
好了 我拿这件大衣 I'll take the coat. I'm ready.
你呢 And you?
这就是你的第一件物品吗 That's your first thing?
-对 -那你准备滚着回去吗 - Yes. - Are you going to roll home?
操 Shit.
这真是太好了 That's good.
-把大衣脱下来 -为啥 Open your coat. Why?
-让我看一眼 -拒绝 - Show me. - No.
-老兄 -两双贝克汉姆签名款 第一代 -脱掉 -大衣太薄了 毛衣又太短 我的仓库里没有和你一样的高级求生装备 选裤子还是毛衣 - Dude! - It's both David Beckham. Counts as one. - Take it off! - What? The coat's too thin, the sweater too short. I don't happen to keep a survival kit from Patagonia in my garage. Trousers or sweater?
裤子 毛衣 不不不 不行 Trousers. Sweater! The sweater... Fuck, I can't do this!
快停下 Stop it! No!
放心 我不会打扰你们 Hi, I don't mean to interrupt.
介意我用一下吗 May I?
谢天谢地 谢谢 Oh, thank God. Thank you.
你可以挂掉了 You can hang up, I found it!
对了 我选择大衣 Oh, I'd take the coat.
毛衣太短了一点 The sweater's a little short.
操 Fuck!
谁先到家 谁泡澡 First one home gets to take a bath.
啥 这明明是我的浴缸 What? No, it's my bathtub.
你的肩膀太宽了 蛋白质补充太多了 Your shoulders are abnormal. You eat too much protein.
现在怎么办 Now what?
DAY 2
我受不了了 I can't take it anymore.
仿佛是我按了暂停键 It's as if someone pressed pause.
没有音乐 我只能在脑海里一遍遍回忆 胡思乱想 The music in my life is gone. I only hear my thoughts. Ever notice how much shit you think?
再多五分钟就我要跳楼了 If I listen for five more minutes, I'll jump out the window.
这一天什么时候才能结束 Will this day never end?
现在才8点45分 - It's 8:45 AM. - Oh God!
-下一次 你拿什么 -不告诉你 - What are you picking next? - I'm not telling.
那是什么 What does that say?
-不准看 -你从哪里拿的粉笔 你耍赖 我也想要粉笔 -我好无聊 -你得自己撑过去 你随时都可以放弃 - Hey, stop looking! - Where did you get chalk? You're cheating! I want chalk too. - Go upstairs. - I'm bored. - Deal with it. - You can give up any time.
-我操你 -听着 妈妈 我给你打过电话了 但是关机了 - Fuck you! - Excuse me? Mom! I tried to reach you, but your phone is off.
我知道 I know!
你们在做什么 -100天… -…100件物品 You're doing what? - 100 days. - 100 things.
为什么 Why?
-显而易见 -什么 - Isn't it obvious? - Is it?
-什么 -一项政治运动 - It is? - It's a political statement.
什么…
抵制过度消费 It's a statement against consumerism.
要这么说也行 Yes, that's one way of putting it.
你们终于进步一次了 My word, finally he gets it!
我以为你们这一代人一点骨气都没有了 1989年 我们试图推到柏林墙 被警卫用高压水枪制止了 And I thought you had no backbone. In '89, they hosed us off the Wall with a water cannon.
一切都是因为过度消费 Why? So we'd buy and buy and buy some more.
人们该何去何从 How about being human?
-沃夫冈 -金钱不是唯一 你们的新软件进行得怎么样 他们感兴趣吗 - Eh... Wolfgang? - Money isn't all that matters. How is it going with your thingy? Your app? You said someone was interested?
-感兴趣 但是... -对 Eh... Yes, Mom, but...
那你们获得多少了投资 5000欧吗 What would you get for something like that? 5000?
-不全对 -4000吗 - Not quite. - 4000?
蕾娜特 够了 我很自豪 儿子长大了 勇士 我给你们买点吃的 Renate, stop it already. I'm proud. The youth awakens. Men, I'm buying you something to eat.
-把钱给我 -行 Give me some money.
街角有一家麦当劳 There's a McDonald's on the corner.
太棒了 You hell raisers!
89年 他曾经为了推到柏林墙而抗争 In '89 he fought for free elections,
现在他投票给选择党或者弃权 and now he'll vote AfD or not at all.
马克斯当权后 他就厌倦了这一切 He just can't handle it that Marx turned out to be right in the end.
马克斯的演说 Speaking of Marx...
你母亲过得如何 How is your mother?
挺好的 到处飞行 发表她关于西方世界灭亡的演讲 She's flying around the world, giving lectures on the end of the West.
有些人总是能很快地恢复过来 Some people always land on their feet.
一般都是其他人 Usually on those of others, yes.
你看起来很疲倦 You look tired.
吃得饱吗 Are you eating enough?
我和你父亲准备去趟波罗的海 我剪了一些在那能用的优惠券 Your father and I are going to the Baltic Sea. I cut out some coupons.
再不浪漫一下 我都快忘记我们为什么结婚了 保罗 记得去看看你奶奶 要不然她就要站在椅子上擦窗户了 噢不 妈妈 I need a little romance and stuff. Or else I'll forget why we're married. Paul? Paul, you'll look after Grandma, or she'll climb the chairs and clean the windows. Oh, no. Mom!
安敦 你别得意 你也得去 Anton, stop grinning. You're going too.
你们倒是穿点衣服呀 And put something on.
DAY 3
冲冲冲
-你好 娜娜 -你好啊 我好想你 我也是 - NANA! - Paul! - I missed you. - I missed you too!
别开玩笑 你应该证明给我看 为什么要我证明 明明是你一直不正经... Stop joking and show me. How can I when you keep joking?
娜娜 NANA?
该死
DAY 7
这不算作弊吗 Uh... isn't that cheating?
我只睡了0.02个小时 背也疼嗓子也疼 我已经三天没拉屎了 因为你们只给我们谷物棒和香蕉 I slept 0.02 hours. My back and neck hurt. I haven't crapped in three days, because you feed us cereal bars and bananas.
你小心我和托尼把R2D2塞进你屁眼里 R2D2：星球大战系列电影里出场的机器人 明白了 -好吗 -好的 -保罗 -来了 One word to Toni and I shove R2D2 up your ass. - I see. - OK. - Great. - Paul? Coming!
贝蒂 Betty?
-啥事 -我要换注 I want to change my bet.
-压500给托尼 -但这样就没人压保罗了 那我们还赌什么呢 500 on Toni. Then no one is betting on Paul. Then who are we betting against?
我替大卫·祖克曼传达 他非常期待和你们会面 经商议 我们整理了一个简短的安全手册 David Zuckerman asked me to say he looks forward to meeting you. And we took the liberty of sending you a little security guide.
毕竟这个男人身价高过奥地利全国生产总值 接触时需要稍微注意一点 The man is worth more than the GDP of Austria. So there are some things to consider.
刚刚说的话是开玩笑的 他值三个奥地利 That was a joke, about Austria. He's worth three times that.
安全须知来了 只打了一半 The security regulations. Half of them.
纸用完了 Then I ran out of paper.
-对了保罗 刚刚你母亲来电话了 -完了 - Oh, Paul, you're mother called. - Fuck!
奶奶 Grandma?
奶奶 看我带谁来了 Grandma, look who I brought!
奶奶 Grandma?
-天呐 -奶奶 Grandma!
所以你们在抗议 Out of protest?
-没错 把所有东西都搬走了 -但保罗一定会输 - Yes, Grandma. We got rid of our things. - But Paul's losing.
他是谁 Who is that?
-我是托尼 -安东·卡兹 奶奶 -他以前和我们一起住 -我知道 - It's me, Toni. - Anton Katz, Grandma. - He used to live with us. - I know that.
-你说谁 -托尼 - Who? - Toni!
就是托尼 Toni.
那个帅小伙托尼 Handsome Toni?
没错 That's right.
你总把我的熄火小人弄倒 那可是在厄尔士山买的 它现在少了一边胳膊 -不 那是保罗干的 -什么 你拉倒吧 每当轮到我去熄火的时候 你就把它抢走 要说有什么东西是你别想奢求的 我的奶奶 和我的熄火小人 You dropped my incense smoker once. It came from the Erzgebirge. It's missing an arm now. - No, that was Paul. - Excuse me? Listen. I got to light it and you pulled it away from me. It was the only thing you couldn't have. My grandma, my incense smoker.
你听听 你真是太自私了 我妈妈可能把半家国际商店都买给你了 See? You're so petty. Mom bought half the toy store for you.
我从来只配拥有破牛仔裤 而你能收到乐高 I had those shitty jeans, you got Lego.
你们还没女朋友吗 Don't you have wives?
没有 奶奶 我们没时间 No Grandma, we don't have time.
在安娜·科罗斯科之后他就没爱过别人了 He hasn't been in love since Anna Kloske.
那当时你们为什么分开 What happened to her?
她离开我选择了别人 She left me for someone else, Grandma.
谁啊 For whom?
嗯...
-不是吧 -干嘛 - Hey, please. - Really?
天呐 那是高三的事了 快放下吧 -我放下了 我有过几段美好 漫长的... -主要是漫长 -...感情 -总吵架算哪门子美好 My God, Paul, it was in 12th grade. Get over it! - I had some nice, long... - Yes, long. - ...relationships. - "Nice" is debatable.
总比每晚和不同的人上床强 你不就是为了听她们夸你厉害 Better than sleeping with someone else every night to feed your ego.
胡扯 他说的都是假的 你只会玩那些隆胸三流女 - They were all so bitchy. - Bitchy? Better than your fuckdoll with fake tits.
你永远也约不到真正有个性的辣妹 因为她们隔老远就能看出你有多不靠谱 You can't get a woman with character. They can smell something's wrong from miles away.
我去找找熄火小人 I'll go find the incense smoker.
我得吸点和平之烟 Time to smoke a peace pipe.
Nana 你看这件怎么样 Look, NANA.
-这件蛮好看的 -或者 - This one or... - Yes, I like that one.
或者这件呢 我觉得配球鞋的话 - Or this one? - With those sneakers?
肯定要选奥斯卡德拉伦塔 Obviously Oscar de la Renta.
噢
你好 Hello.
这样抽烟不太方便吧 Having some trouble smoking?
这是瓦赫曼的 是我穿搭的一部分 It's from the security guard. Part of the outfit.
可以帮我拍张照吗 Can you take a picture?
没问题 Sure.
-注意好 -让我看看 - OK. - OK, wait.
娜娜 你能听见吗 NANA, can you hear me?
很抱歉保罗 你的流量用完了 什么 这不可能 Sorry Paul, but this month's data limit has been reached. What? That's impossible.
你们俩到底在这里干什么 是一个艺术项目吗 我们在打赌 What are you two doing here anyway? Is it an art project? It's a bet.
-打赌 -100天不消费 - A bet? - 100 days consumption-free.
-你们是搞环保的吗 -不是 - Are you guys tree-huggers? - Not really.
-那为什么要这样 -随便试试 - What for then? - Just like that.
莫名其妙 That's stupid.
你不也内衣外穿 还住在车库 You wear a bra over your dress and live in a garage.
-这是时尚 而且我不住这儿 -你愿意和我约会吗 - It's fashion and I don't live here. - Do you want a date?
我好像没跟上你的话题 -你说什么 -你说什么 I think you just lost me. - What? - What?
就是... 约会 Yes, a... date?
约会 A date?
老天 可我根本没有能穿的衣服 Fuck! I have nothing to wear!
记得别给我做素食餐 Don't cook some vegetarian shit, OK?
你现在想说点啥 What do you say now, huh?
我约不到有个性的辣妹吗 I can't get a woman with character?
网路连接问题 -请报4 -4 If you have a problem with your internet connection... - ...please say "four". - Four.
由于当前访问人数较多 等待时间可能会延长 Due to the high number of callers, this call may be subject to delays.
您预计将要等待27分钟 The remaining waiting time is 27 minutes...
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我是客服中心的美克·施密特 请问您有什么问题 Meike Schmidt, what can I do for you?
您好 Hello?
-不不不 -您好 不 不 不要 - Hello? - Please! No, no, no... No, no, no!
您当下的等待时间为1300分钟 Your current waiting time is 1300 minutes.
已为您预定下一位工作人员 The next available representative has been reserved for you.
救救我 Save me.
你怎么了 我从无限的时间回圈里出不来了 哦 不 我不交钱就上不了网 没网就交不了钱 永无止境 -老天 -我见识到地狱了 - What's wrong with you? - I got stuck in the Twilight Zone. Oh, no... I can't go online because I can't pay and I can't pay without going online. - Oh God. - I've seen hell.
世界就是被热线电话毁灭的 This is how the world will end, in a hotline.
进来吧 我请你喝自来水 Come in, I'll make you some tap water.
快讲讲我你遇到的糟心事 让我心里平衡一点 Tell me something terrible from your life to lift my spirits.
你怎么样 How's it going?
-什么 -那个约会 - With what? - With the date.
约会怎么了 What about it?
过程有不愉快吗 Is it going terribly?
没 为什么 No. Why?
因为你家里根本没有可以招待她的东西 离开蛋白粉后你变得瘦削而没吸引力 你头发一团乱 而且你很久没吃药了 你说什么 Well, because you have nothing to entertain her with, you turned skinny and unattractive without your protein, your hair is falling out without your pills. What?
-哪里乱 -后面 你看不到 别担心 没人会注意的 - Where? - In the back. It's barely noticeable.
操 快给我拍张后面的照片 Shit! Take a picture. Come on.
-你怎么还不哭 -你到底想干嘛 我打了整整四个小时的电话 四个小时的人生 再也回不去了 - Are your eyes dry? - What do you want from me? I spent four hours on the phone. Four hours of my life I'll never get back.
-我的手机应该帮我省时 不是费时 -别用了 - My phone is supposed to save me time. - Then put it away.
-什么 -我说不用手机就行了 - What? - Just put it away.
-你脑壳被门夹了 -你看吧 - Are you crazy? - You see?
你就没法一个人呆着 You just can't be alone.
总需要一些东西陪你 你被你的东西主宰了 You always need something. Your possessions possess you.
胡说八道 Nonsense.
你有没有想过 为什么总要买那些乱七八糟的东西 Ever wondered why you bought all the things we offered you?
-胡扯 -啊哈 - Nonsense! - Yeah!
我靠 靠 靠 Shit, shit, shit!
HAIR PILLS!!!
娜娜 自从我们认识以来 我买了多少东西 NANA, how many things have I bought since we met?
151样 151.
其中多少个是我已经有的 24个 - How many did I already have? - 24.
投资方要我们程式的测试版 -哦 发给他们 -但是... 哎 等会 Hey, the Americans want the test version of our program. Send it to them. - But... - Pardon me?
我这儿还没讲完呢 This is a private conversation.
我为什么会买自己并不需要的东西呢 But, NANA... why do I order things I don't need?
因为购物会让人觉得幸福啊 Because buying makes you happy, Paul.
那什么是幸福呢 娜娜 What is happiness, NANA?
-娜娜 -我可以帮你谷歌下幸福的定义 - NANA? - I can google "happiness" for you, Paul.
嘘
贝蒂 Betty!
听着 接下来的对话是属于我俩的小秘密 Listen. What I'm about to say will be our little secret.
对任何人都不能说 哦 上帝 Nobody can find out about it. Oh God!
关上帝什么事 What does God have to do with it?
我就知道 这天一定会到来 I knew this day would come.
你是格雷 而我就是斯蒂尔 You're Christian Grey, I'm Anastasia Steele.
什么 一个是高大帅气的老板 一个是羞涩胆怯的实习生 在囚室中偷走了你的心 你在说什么 What? You're the handsome, screwed-up boss and I'm the shy intern who steals your heart after going through your torture chamber. What are you talking about?
五十度灰的情节 Fifty Shades of Grey.
我没看过 Never read it.
当我没说 Never mind.
我需要你的説明 今晚有个约会 我得给对方做点吃的 I need your help. I have a date and I need to cook something.
-约会啊 -我还没想好做什么 得先有人帮我去超市买回来 A date? I just don't know what. And I need someone to get the stuff from the supermarket.
-这算耍诈吗 -反正又不是我去买 Wouldn't that be cheating? Well, I wouldn't buy anything.
东西只要碰巧出现在了办公室的柜子里就行 The ingredients would just happen to be in the refrigerator.
-我给你 -税后2500欧 - Of course you would... - 2.5K net.
14薪 12周带薪假期 14-month salary, 12 weeks holiday, paid.
-真是难以想像... -我们给投资方... - Oh, these ungrateful... - Toni! Paul and I sent the Ame...
你是不是该换一副隐形眼镜了 Isn't it time to change your contact lenses?
周抛型可以多戴几天 They're weekly lenses, you can keep them in a little longer.
好吧 OK.
-不过最好还是换副新的吧 -我买不了 -不戴隐形什么都看不清 -或者戴眼镜 眼镜 It's none of my business, but I think it's time for new ones. - I can't buy any. - What about glasses? Glasses!
我现在闻起来和牛屁股一样 脸上因为拿黄油当面霜还爆痘 -你要不先照下镜子 -还要我戴眼镜 I smell like a cow's ass, my hair looks like shit and your butter is giving me pimples. - Maybe check a mirror. - And now glasses too? Sure!
是要我看起来像15岁的愣头青吗 我还有约会 I'll look 15 again. I have a date!
你们要我看起来 You just want me to look like...
哦 老天 Oh God!
你好 Hello.
我最近虽然约会次数的确不多 所以有点生疏了 不过还是觉得 是不是进展太快 你还是应该穿条裤子 I haven't had many dates lately, and I'm not an expert, but I'd rather not skip the stage where you still wear trousers.
我用裤子换了眼镜 I had to swap it for the glasses.
相信我 这样比较好 It's better this way, believe me.
进来吧 Come on in.
好的 OK.
-好吃吗 -嗯 Do you like it?
我这里没有胡椒粉 I don't have any pepper.
没有盐 我还不会烧菜 Or salt either. I just can't cook.
不过还有点酒 But I have wine.
可以 谢谢 Yes, please.
借我用下 May I?
哦 Oh, right.
给你 There.
-干杯 -干杯 Cheers.
好的 露西 OK, Lucy...
能说说 那天你在仓库晃悠是想做什么呢 不不 等下 我们不要从询问对方做什么开始聊 Tell me, what do you do when you're not hanging out in garages? Please, let's skip the "what do you do" nonsense.
我不知道你是谁 I... I have no idea who you are.
你也不知道我是谁 You have no idea who I am.
所以我们可以是任何我们想成为的人 We can be who we want to be.
可以先从你开始 So, just make something up.
-随便什么人吗 -对 下意识的 - Anything? - Yes, be spontaneous.
-啊 -别想太多 下意识的 我是一个百万富翁 Spontaneous, don't think about it. Three, two, one. 3 2 1 3, 2, 1. I'm a millionaire.
百万富翁 A millionaire?
从何而来 From what?
我卖掉了一个应用程式 I sold an app.
嗯
一个应用程式 An app...
一个家徒四壁的百万富翁 A millionaire? In an empty apartment?
因为我不相信任何人 所以假装自己很穷 I can't trust anyone, they all want my money, so I'm playing poor.
你装穷 其实是想寻找真爱 You're playing poor because you're looking for true love.
-像其他人一样 -一个爱我的人 - Like everyone. - Someone who loves me for myself.
或者是喜欢你的神秘感 Or someone who loves you for your secrets.
那是一个怎样的女人呢 But who might that woman be?
嗯 好问题 Good question.
在街上她并没有引起富翁的注意 On the street, the millionaire wouldn't even notice her.
她长相虽然普通 She is moderately attractive,
但却有着绝佳的衣着品味 but she has an excellent taste in fashion.
长相普通 "Moderately attractive".
于是富翁想要试一试她 他尝试了所有可以吓退她的方法 The millionaire is testing her. He did everything to scare her off.
-比如不穿裤子 -烧菜巨难吃 -菜里还不放盐 -他出了这么多难题 女人却并没有让他失望 He's not wearing pants. - He cooked terribly. - Without salt. - He makes it hard for her. - But... The woman won't be fooled.
我觉得你今晚看起来美极了 Well, I think you look great tonight.
绝不属于长相普通 Far above average.
你眼睛里有东西流出来了 Something's running out of your eye.
什么黄黄的 别去揉 Something yellow. Don't rub it.
哦 老天 只是有点红而已 我隐形眼镜带的有点久了 哦 我的上帝 -哦 老天 -没事的 能帮我拿下这个吗 Oh God! I know they're a bit red, but it's just the lenses, I... Oh God! - Oh God, oh God... - Hold this, please.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
这是菊花茶 Chamomile tea.
-这能有用吗 -加油站拿的 应该能暂时缓解些 - Do you think it's a good idea? - It's all I found at the gas station.
-啊 太烫了 -什么 才没有 - It's boiling hot. - Not at all.
这可不是菊花茶 是椒薄荷茶 That's not chamomile, it's peppermint.
-什么 -你闻闻看 - What? - Smell it.
不好意思 Sorry.
哎呦 我对护士完全没有抵抗力 都太性感了 Oops. I couldn't resist. Nurses are sexy.
是吗 Really?
我现在可以睁开眼睛吗 May I open my eyes now?
绝对不行 Definitely not.
别动 Stay still.
啊 觉得有点热 我先把外套脱了 I'm a little hot. I'm taking something off if you don't mind.
这样虽然有点不专业 I know this is a bit unprofessional,
不过 but...
我当年从护士学校翘课可不是没有理由的 there's a reason I got kicked out of nurses' school.
小心 别动 Careful. Hold still.
嗨 你们要不要 -你好 -你好 -托尼在哪儿 -浴室里 -赶紧走 你打扰我们了 -你们在干嘛 别乱动 不然茶包就要掉下来了 Hello! I thought you might need dese... Hello. - Hello. - Where's Toni? - In the bathroom. - You're disturbing us! Why? What are you doing? Hold still or the teabags will slide down!
-茶包 -进来吧 - Teabags? - Come in.
我一共买了151样东西 151样 -为什么呢 -因为都很好看 -还有呢 -因为买了就会开心 - I bought 151 things. 151! Why? - Because it's nice! - More, I think. - Because it makes you happy.
没错 买东西让人觉得幸福 -你这件衣服很好看 -谢谢 Because it makes me happy. - Great dress, by the way. - Thank you.
可是如果我一直买买买 为了让自己开心 反过来说明什么呢 But when I buy things to make me happy, what does that say about me?
说明你不幸福 That you're not happy.
没错 Exactly.
不然你就该停手了 为什么我还是想要更多 Or else you'd just stop. Why else would I keep wanting more?
这可不是你自己能决定的 That's not your decision to make.
你的大脑来自于石器时代呢 Your brain is from the Stone Age.
它总是怕挨饿 It's always afraid to starve.
一切都是这样被衡量的 储存食物 填饱肚子 That's how it's wired. Hoard and eat.
可我有自己的意志啊 I'm not a Neanderthal, I have a free will.
瞎扯 根本就没有什么自主意志 Bullshit! There is no free will.
-没有吗 -拿你手机来说吧 - No? - Consider your phone.
这里面都是按照你那个石器时代的脑子设定好的 就是为了让你离不开它 It is designed to appeal to your Stone Age brain. You have to become dependent. You can't fight back.
所以这根本就不关幸福的事 是关于向你承诺幸福的事 So it's not about happiness at all? It's about the promise of happiness.
人们其实就像眼前被挂了胡萝卜的驴 People have to move. Always chasing that carrot.
所以没人能幸福喽 不然商店就都关门了 So that means nobody can be happy, or the business goes south.
没错 Exactly.
但是吧 你干什么 她干什么 我去一下卫生间 What is... What are you doing? - What is she doing? - I don't... I'm just going to the toilet.
靠 你看看 我在这呢 - Shit! You see? - I'm over here.
你把她气走了 Thank you for putting her off!
-什么 -我就快把她搞到手了 就算我现在长这样 I was so close to the finish line. And that wasn't easy. I mean, just look at me!
结果你在那举行你的天主教会日 -不是你一直在那口若悬河吗 -那是因为安娜·科罗斯科 -什么 -你真的太耿耿于怀了 来 我们来聊聊幸福... Then you walk in with your Ecumenical Church Day. - You were talking the whole time. - This is about Anna Kloske. - What? - You are so vindictive. "Alright, let's talk about happiness".
我知道你在打什么主意 I know what you're up to.
我今天先把那个妞拿下 你哪凉快哪呆着去吧 I'm getting that chick tonight, you can bet your life on it!
我以为你感兴趣呢 -带我去门那 -什么 - I thought you might care about what... - Walk me to the door.
快点 Go.
-为什么 -去门那 - Why? - Go to the door.
不好意思 Yeah, uh... Sorry, uh...
保罗得回家睡觉了 Paul had to go to bed.
他走了 He's gone.
我听到了 I heard.
你要把我拿下 You want to get the chick.
什么 Excuse me?
你差一点就把我搞到手了 You were so close to the finish line.
这是个误会 I think that was a misunderstanding.
是 我信了 Yes, I think so too.
等等 等等 小心 等下 等下 Stop, stop, stop... Stop, stop, stop...
哦
我艹 抱歉 Fuck. Sorry.
别
奶奶 Grandma?
我来给你做饭 I'll make you some food.
-奶奶 -这也太沉了吧 啊 - Grandma! - Whoa, that's heavy.
奶奶 我的天哪 Grandma!
奶奶 这你可不能干 -那谁干 -你要那玩意干嘛 最近有俩小子来过这 -对 是我们来着 -我知道啊 Grandma, you can't do things like that. - Who else will do it? - What do you want with that? There were two boys here the other day. - Yes, that was us. - I know that.
我和托尼 Me and Toni.
那个挺帅的托尼 Handsome Toni?
对 就是他 That's right.
这和那箱子有什么关系 What does that have to do with the suitcase?
记不得了 I don't remember.
那是我在海湾救上来的 多了不让我们带 I saved it when we fled. We weren't allowed to take more.
-我能看看吗 -关着呢 - May I? - Go ahead.
你当时全部的家当都放下了 Wait, so... All your possessions fit in there?
我们当时六个人在一个小屋里 There were six of us in one room.
在临时收容所 没人想要我们 At the refugee camp. Nobody wanted us.
跟现在差不多 Kind of like today.
嗯 Yes.
人们会忘记的 People forget.
这是爷爷吗 Is that Grandpa?
给我看看 Show me.
这人长得像爷爷吗 Does he look like Grandpa?
不然是谁 Then who is he?
这条裙子是我用好桌布缝的 I made the dress out of our nice tablecloths.
反正我们那会也用不上了 We didn't need them anymore.
-看你笑的 -不可能 - Look at you smiling. - That's impossible.
你看看 你看起来非常幸福 You are. Look. You look super happy.
那好吧 Well...
我们那会年轻 活下来了 We were young. We survived.
那会是挺艰难的 That was already a lot.
怎么了 小保罗 What is it, Paul?
没事 奶奶 就是烟 Nothing, Grandma. It's just the smoke.
过来 过来呀 Come here. Hey, come here.
像以前一样 Like in the old days.
奶奶 我都快37了 Grandma, I'm almost 37.
奶奶 你们那会一切都很简单 Everything was easy for you, Grandma.
你们一无所有但是还是很快乐 You had nothing. But you were still happy.
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没人朝我们开枪 没人把我们关起来 Nobody shoots at us, nobody locks us up.
都没有理由不开心 We have no reason to be unhappy.
你们至少还有个战争 You had the war.
小可怜 Poor boy.
为什么人从来都不能一直幸福下去 Why aren't we ever happy for long?
幸福就像水一样 小保罗 Happiness is like water, Paul.
如果你想抓住它 那你在生活中就要握紧拳头 If you try to hold on to it, you'll go through life with clenched fists.
小姐姐 Nurse!
我需要您的説明 I need your help.
我滴不进去 I can't get these stupid drops in.
别睁眼 Hey, don't look.
别动 不然它们就流出去了 Hold still, or the drops won't stay in.
嗯 好 Yes, it's okay...
你到底来这干嘛 What are you doing here anyway?
离半夜还早着呢 It's long before midnight.
我想看看你是不是安全到家了 I wanted to see you arrive.
可我还没穿好衣服 I'm not dressed yet.
我帮你 I'll help you.
哇 你这怎么有这些 Wow. Why do you have all this?
这还不是全部 This isn't all of it.
哇
哇 厉害了
嗯 Yes...
是挺疯狂的
等下 Wait...
我真希望我能经常来见你 I'd like to see you more often.
嗯 Yes.
有个条件 On one condition.
什么 What?
这里的一切就留在这里吧 What's in here, stays in here.
好 你不能追踪我 OK. You won't come after me.
好 OK.
-嘿 -嘿
-大日子 是吧 -嗯
-紧张吗 -不 - Nervous? - Nah.
-10分钟之后 -嗯 - In ten minutes? - Yo!
你不会就这样出门吧 西装带了吗 But you're not wearing that? Did you pick up your suit?
西装还是茶 Suit or tea.
天哪 他们来了 Oh God, they're coming!
他们在干嘛 -把眼镜戴上 -你戴才合适 What are they doing? - Isn't it time you got glasses? - You'd like that.
别傻乎乎的站在窗前 干点有用的 喝咖啡还是干啥 Stop staring out the window and go do something cool. Like what, drink coffee?
快去 就现在 Go!
-他们在干嘛 -没什么 - What are they doing? - Nothing, what...
当然了 他开电能车 Of course he drives electric.
报告您读了吗 -没读完 -他眼睛之前发炎了 You read the protocol? - I gave up at page 200. - His eyes were sore.
很有趣 德尔格先生 把它记下来好吗 Hilarious. Mr. Dröger, please write that down.
如果你们有出格的举动 我就要被炒了 If you misbehave, I will lose my job.
结果就是 我们都付不起保姆的工资 And then I can't pay my nanny, and my nanny can't pay her nanny either,
在这个经济链条的末端 是一位德国选择党总理 triggering a devastating economic chain reaction leading to the election of a right-wing chancellor.
你们明白了吗 Did you hear me?
贝歇特先生 念一下执行摘要 Please, Mr. Becht, the executive summary.
只在别人和你说话的时候张口 Only speak when you are addressed.
请以非德国的方式 保持友好 发自内心地笑 省掉你们的幽默 大家好啊 You will show friendly, un-German behavior. When a joke is made, you will laugh appropriately, but refrain from making jokes yourself.
能见到你们真好
-你是... -托尼
很高兴见到你
这一切是你的点子吗
啊 并不然 我负责计划的商业部分 想法要归功于他
明白
我是大卫
很高兴 终于见到你们
-在第四页 我建议... -请等一下
很抱歉打断你们 但我要试一试这个小家伙
这是最新的黑科技
懂了吗
它有用吗
看吧 这就是未来
我们跳过法律部分吧 我快睡着了
能支持你们的奇妙点子 我们很高兴
我们应不应该告诉他 这东西说的是芬兰语 Should someone tell him it's speaking Finnish?
今天我来到这里 与你们合作
当然 前提是你们仍想出售
现在告诉他吗 Now... May I?
好 Yes, of course.
亲爱的大卫
-是的 -不
-什么 -什么
不好意思
-他说是的 -不
-怎么回事 -请再说一遍
等等 我觉得这东西坏了 我听到的是不
-是的 -不对
-你疯了吗 -等一下 - Are you mad? - Just wait.
大卫 我们很高兴 您对我们的产品感兴趣
但是
既然您如此感兴趣 其他人恐怕也是
重要人物
呃 什么 What?
我明白了
我能问一下 是谁吗
抱歉 我无法透露
谷...歌
什么 What?
就是说 这个App的价格上涨了吗
呃 不是的
他们想要的不止App
而是整个公司
报价多少
1400万
什么 对不起 What? Sorry.
对不起 大卫...
-我强烈建议您... -没问题
什么
1400万
你是个好人
大好人
你他妈疯了吗 1400万 你脑子进屎了吗 -1400万 -你听到我的话了吗 你没听到刚才我的话吗 - Are you out of your mind? - 14 million! Did someone open your skull and take a dump in it? - 14 million! - Can you even hear me? Can you hear what I'm saying?
那可是1400万欧元 保罗 现在你说吧 你背着我做这样的大交易 为什么不告诉我 -根本没有所谓的交易 -什么 14 million euros, Paul. Your turn. You just do what you want, huh? Making big deals behind my back. Why didn't you tell me? - Because there is no deal. - What?
这只是虚张声势 I was just bluffing.
什么 大卫知道的 他又不是白痴 但是他没法说不 -为什么 -他想要那些资料 他根本看不上我们的App 他的货币就是资料 这是我的App 是我创造了它 不过它现在值1400万 是因为我 What? Come on, he knows. He's not stupid. But he still can't say no. - Why? - Because he wants the data. He doesn't care that our app is cute and makes people laugh. His currency is data. It's my app! I invented it! And thanks to me it's now worth 14 million euros!
不是钱的问题 我们想为人们做点什么 求你了 保罗 别大吼大叫了 But it wasn't about the money. We wanted to do something good for people. Paul, please stop whining.
人们并不能分辨好坏 People don't even know what's good for them.
他们想的是一回事 做的又是另一回事 They want one thing and do another.
这只关乎于本能和自律 -只有明白这点的人才是赢家 -我唾弃这样的系统 Happiness doesn't exist. All we need to win are instincts and discipline. To hell with a system that's all about winning.
-那请你离开吧 -不可能 -赢家总是我 -谁在保罗身上下注了 - That's why you always lose. - I don't lose. You do. Wait, who bet on Paul?
噢 没人 为什么会这样 嗯 Nobody? Why would that be?
能不能先别吵了 我们还要庆祝呢 OK guys, isn't it time to celebrate?
终于有人说句话了 你快谢谢我吧 Finally! You should really thank me.
来吧 我们来开香槟 我给咱们带来了一大笔钱 Come on, let's drink the champagne now. I just made this dump a fortune.
我可不要浪费时间再撕逼了 I don't want to waste my time measuring dicks.
我们都知道 谁将离开这里 Yeah, because we all know who'd lose then.
什么 Pardon?
你没必要如此自以为是 But maybe that's why you have to inflate your ego like that.
-到了这个程度 我是不会离开的 -我也不会 - I'm not sinking to that level. - Better not to.
-这和大小没关系 -在亚洲 你会是那里的国王 - It's not a matter of size. - It's relative. In Asia you'd be king.
-你只有一半包皮 -但我至少有 -你这是反犹太主义 -现在你又成了犹太人了 我的那里没问题 - Yours is half foreskin. - At least I have one. - That's anti-Semitic. - Now you're Jewish again? My cock is fine!
谁说的 好几个人都这样说 Says who? Several sources independently confirmed it.
是吗 具体是谁呢 比如 安娜·科罗斯科 - Oh really? Who? - Anna Kloske, for example.
行了
我赌上全部身家 什么 还剩20天 我用全部身家 赌你离开 什么 - I'm betting everything. - What? We have 20 days left. I'm betting all my shares on you losing. What?
来吧 大玩家 赢家通吃 剩下的一半分给团队 Come on, you player, winner takes all, and the staff gets half.
不要搞鬼 不许从贝蒂那里采购 But without cheating. Can you manage? No more orders with Betty.
我不知道你在说什么 够了 我没疯 虾 冰箱里的酒 还有眼药水 - I don't know what you mean. - Come on! I'm not stupid. Scampi and white wine in the fridge. Eye drops?
-这是欺骗 -欺骗 是谁每天一物换一物 是谁把许多东西视作一件 - That's cheating. - Cheating? - Who keeps trading? - Who keeps counting things as one?
-什么 -生发药丸 - Like what? - Your hair pills.
那些药丸 难道每粒都算一样 你的头发和1400万欧元 你选哪个呢 - Should I count every pill? - Yes. I'd like to see what you choose, your hair or 14 million euros.
哈 你的手机 算是四十合一吧 好吧 那这样 Your phone counts as 40 things in one! OK. Fine.
从午夜开始 没有手机 没有以物换物 每件东西都算数 别从办公室偷拿 被逮到的人就算输 From midnight: no cell phone, no trading, everything counts, nothing from the office. If you get caught, you lose immediately.
成交 Deal.
-嘿 -是你说的 从午夜生效 - Hey! - You said after midnight.
快点 快点
不好意思 Sorry.
-你们都是他的人吗 -怎么这么说 - Have you completely lost it? - Why?
是他派你到我这来的吗 Did he put you on my case?
没有 No.
那为什么你只监视我 Why are you spying on me, not him?
你失败的几率更大 Greater likelihood of meltdown.
为你感到羞耻 Shame on you.
为你们所有人感到羞耻 1400万 哪还有友情可谈 - Shame on all of you! - 14 million? Friendship has its limits.
来一口吗 Want a bite?
-呃 保罗 -怎么了 是你妈妈 昨天 为什么你不告诉我 你手机关了 - Eh... Paul? - Yes, what is it? Your mother. - Yesterday? Why didn't you tell me? - Your phone was off.
-该死 是的 -一切都还好 - Oh, shit. That's right. - It all went well.
她打了石膏而且有点恍惚 She has a cast now, and she's still a little out of it,
但你可以去看望她 她会很开心的 but you can go visit her. She'd like that.
她在医院还很不习惯 爸爸刚到那儿 She's not used to hospitals. Dad is there right now.
真倒楣 她整天在做什么 This is awful. Why does she do this?
能想到的 她以后多半要从哪儿摔下来 It was to be expected that she'd fall down sooner or later.
她什么也不肯说 She won't listen to anyone.
你拿她的东西要做什么 What are you doing with her things?
我看看 哪些她能带进疗养院 I'm seeing what she can take to the home.
-去疗养院吗 -保罗 - A home? - Pauli...
她不能一个人 我们也没法一直陪着 She can't live alone anymore. We can't be there for her all the time.
她在那儿能有伴儿也不错 It's nice there. She'll have things to do.
你在整理她这大半辈子的东西吗 我正想问问你 这里面有没有你想要的 So you're sorting out half her life, or what? I wanted to ask you if you want anything.
我吗 嗯 当做纪念 - Me? - Yes, as a souvenir.
瞧 Look.
你知道 这是谁吗 Do you know who that is?
不知道 No idea.
我觉得 是她曾经的挚爱 I think that was her true love.
这是个俄国士兵吗 A Russian soldier?
你看到没 You see?
我们一无所知 妈妈 We don't know anything, Mom.
如果我们根本都不知道 这一切代表什么 谁能感兴趣呢 If even we don't know what all this means, then who will care?
奶奶不在 这一切就没有意义 Without Grandma here, it's all just stuff.
保罗 这不关于她的回忆 而是你的 It's not about her memories, but about yours.
你到底要不要留下些什么 So, do you want to keep something, or not?
不 No.
到底怎么了 保罗 What's wrong, Paul?
没什么 我没地方放 周六搬家的时候你们得来帮忙 Nothing, I have no space this week. We need you to help with the move on Saturday.
-跟托尼说一声 -知道了 - Tell Toni. - Yes, I will.
-去医院看看她 -嗯 我马上就去 - And visit her in the hospital. - I will.
-给她带点烟 -我没钱 - Bring her cigarettes, or she'll go mad. - I don't have money, Mom.
-等一下 -不 - Wait, I... - No, Mom.
这就犯规了 保重 妈妈 That's against the rules. Take care, Mom.
好吧 谢谢...帮忙 Well, thanks for your help.
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搞什么 What's this?
下周见 -谢谢 -一切顺利 Bye. See you next week. Bye.
你好啊 And a good day to you.
-来给我解释下 -嗨 你好 There are one or two things I'd like to know.
不在这儿 好吧 Not here, OK?
我们在这儿做什么 What are we doing here?
请拿着这个 Hold this.
把手给我 Give me your hand.
这儿花了2500欧 Here, 2500 euros.
在古驰花了4000欧 Gucci, 4000 euros.
普拉达将近6000 Prada, almost 6000.
一共多少 How much in total?
68743欧 68,743 euros.
你怎么付的这些钱 How did you pay for all that?
先是花工资 然后刷信用卡 First with my salary, then credit cards.
某天起就开始问朋友借钱 Then money I stole from friends' wallets.
她们就这样纵容你吗 所以说 我没什么朋友了 And they just went along with it? Let's put it this way: I don't have many friends left.
看一下 Show me.
天呐 Christ!
-讨厌的练习 -你做这个干什么 想看看 我是不是还没好转 Stupid exercise. - Why do you have to do that? - So we realize we're not cured yet. As if I need a reminder.
现在呢 And now?
七年来 我拥有的一切都没了 I have to give up everything I have for seven years.
我得去互助小组 得去诊所 I have to move into a self-help flat, go to therapy.
我得面对现实 I have to face reality.
肯定是挺顺利的吧 I'd say it's going quite well.
你把所有东西都藏起来 然后扮演公主 You hide all your stuff and play princess at night.
你不懂 You don't understand.
相信我 如果有个人能理解 那一定是我 Trust me, if anyone understands, it's me.
当我的东西全部被拿走 If all my things are gone...
我还拥有什么 what is left of me?
打赌之前 Before the bet...
我有10000件东西 I had 10,000 things.
10000 10.000. 10,000.
上周我只有77件 Last week, I had 77.
那你感觉好点了吗 我不知道 - Do you feel better now? - I don't know.
但是这样能明白 You get a sense...
人到底有多自由 of how free you could really be.
在你这儿是既自由又饥饿 Free and starving, in your case.
抱歉 我就吃了半根香蕉 Sorry, I only ate half a banana today.
别和他说 Please don't tell him.
我每天只有两个小时可以做自己 I can be who I want to be for two hours a day.
别夺走它 Don't take that from me.
行 OK.
你保证 Promise.
我保证 你觉得我是哪样的 I promise. What kind of a person do you think I am?
哟 饿了 Well? Hungry?
我要是你就不会等这么久 I wouldn't wait too long if I were you.
-为什么 -呃... - Why? - Um...
没什么 Nothing.
我啥也没说 没啥可说的 晚安 I didn't say anything. What would I have said? I have nothing to say. Good night.
-为什么我不应该等 -没什么 就是... 噢 别这样盯着我 我讨厌这样 Why shouldn't I wait? Nothing, it was just a... Don't give me that look. I hate that.
-我除臭剂呢 -保罗 看着我 - Where's my deodorant? - Paul, look at me.
看着我 Look at me!
眼睛睁开 With your eyes open.
嗯 然后呢 There. Now what?
-直到我们其中一个眨眼 -这种游戏我总是输 Until one of us blinks. That's mean. I always lose.
当然 Exactly.
好吧 她今天不来 满意了不 OK. She's not coming today. Happy now?
你从哪儿知道的 我就是知道 别问了 - Why? How do you know? - I just know. Now stop asking.
你要是在胡扯 我告诉你 这不是玩笑 You better not pull any tricks. It's not funny.
-它对我很重要 -它 - It's really important to me. - It?
-她 -她 - She. - She?
啊哈 那么她叫什么呢 Then what is her name?
带上姓 她住那儿 她做什么 她多大 Does she have a last name? Where does she live? What does she do? How old is she?
太无耻了 你明明知道我是乐意了解的 Hey, that's mean! You know that I would like to know.
-但是呢 -但是她不说 - But? - But she won't tell me.
-那为什么不说呢 And why won't she tell you?
托尼 我们都清楚这是怎么回事 当她敞开心扉的时候就变无趣了 Toni, we both know how this works: She lets you in, you lose interest.
一直都是这样的 Like always.
你把你的自私修饰一番然后就把她甩开 You let them stroke your ego and then discard them.
别又提起安娜·科罗斯科 Don't start with Anna Kloske again.
托尼 Toni...
你不需要任何人 you don't need anyone.
你都不知道 思念一个人的感觉是什么样的 You don't even know what it feels like to miss someone.
因为你什么都不缺 你很完美 Because nothing's missing about you. You're perfect.
你一个人可以的 You, all by yourself.
别去打扰她了 兄弟 Leave her alone, man.
你要是真喜欢她 If you really like her...
就别打扰她 then let her be.
对不起 我来... Excuse me, I'm...
我之前... I had...
无所谓了 Never mind.
我来了 Here I am.
怎么了 What's wrong?
没事 Nothing.
进来 Come in.
嘿 保罗
你知道 我们40％的食物被扔掉了吗
很疯狂 不是吗
食物都还好好的
瞧瞧
您在这儿做什么
我们观察了你
-我 -对
我知道你想说什么 我不会把娜娜贱卖的
-她值那么多钱 -不
不值吗
她更值钱得多
-什么 -它很简单 这也是最棒的点
它很可爱 给人们带来欢笑
-她完全纯洁善良 -对
她是最完美的武器
什么
你把这部机器变成了一个人
她会倾听他们
她会和他们说他们想听到的话
她会和他们一起笑 一起哭
他们会忘记 她是一台机器
然后呢
我们给他们制造快乐
你们可以卖任何东西给他们
他们没法拒绝
还要更棒 保罗
因为...
他们那时也就不想拒绝
加入我们 保罗
来到我们这一边
来到...邪恶的一边吗
不
不 保罗
我是说大洋 大洋的另一边
拿着
准备好了随时过来
接着
很好吃
该死
抱歉 Sorry, I...
我为什么不能... 这听起来很蠢 Why can't I... It's so stupid.
我不会伤害你 也不会抛弃你 别听他的 拜托了 I swear I won't hurt you, I won't throw you away. Don't listen to him, please.
他告诉你了 He told you.
是的... 没有... Yes... No...
到底怎么回事 What exactly?
保重 托尼 Take care, Toni.
你们做的很对 You got the right idea.
第欧根尼：古希腊哲学家，据说第欧根尼住在一个木桶里。 就像木桶里的第欧根尼 Like Diogenes in the barrel.
这个世界令人作呕 The world is disgusting.
一无所有才是最可贵的 Being poor is a virtue!
-看什么看 -我们走 What are you looking at?
这都还是新鲜的 不用全部扔掉 It's still eatable. No need to throw it away.
消费白痴 Consumerist pricks!
她走了 She's gone.
什么 What?
恭喜你啊 Congratulations.
你为什么要这么做 Why did you do that?
什么 我为什么要做啥 Why did I do what?
这些都被抵押了吗 It was seized?
那些都是她偷来的吗 Did she steal it all?
她背了不少债 还有... She just has a ton of debt and...
心理上也有点儿问题 A little psycho thing.
-所以你就去举报她了吗 -我没有举报她 你他妈的就这么嫉妒我吗 一刻都见不得我好吗 -什么 -你就是想我再也见不到她 等等 我就说了你并不适合她 -她看到的都是你想让她看到的 -比如说 比如呢 That's why you ratted on her? I didn't rat on her. Are you so fucking jealous you can't let me be happy for a moment? What? You want me to never see her again. I just said you're not good for her. See her as often as you want. How? Huh? How?
我不知道她叫什么 也不知道她住哪儿 你自己心里清楚你到底说了些什么 I don't know her name. I don't know where she lives. You said it yourself!
我没法给她打电话 我甚至都不知道她有没有手机 她当然有手机了 第一天晚上她不就给自己手机打了个电话吗 I can't call her! - I don't know if she has a phone! - Of course she does! She called herself on that first night.
-用你的手机 -什么 - From your phone. - What?
-你手机上有她的号码 -什么鬼... Her number is on your phone. Nons...
对哈 That's right.
你在耍我吗 Now you got me, huh?
-什么 -所以你就搞了这一出 What? So that's why you did all this?
-你说什么 -这样一来我就必须要拿到你手机 - What? - So I'd get your phone and...
然后你就赢了 you win the bet?
-为了一千四百万可以做到这地步 -你疯了吗 - It's worth it for 14 million euros. - Are you mad?
你就是这种人 That's just like you.
你身边的所有人都必须和你一样不幸 You're only happy when everyone around you is just as unhappy as you are!
我现在弄明白了 Now I get it.
这一切都是场误会 It's all a big misunderstanding.
好 那你倒是给我解释解释 I would be glad if you'd explain it to me.
一直以来 我们都将对方当做最好的朋友 We always think we're best friends.
但其实我们只是认识得久罢了 But we just know each other for a long time.
终究还是不一样 There's a difference.
我放弃 你赢了 祝你赚钱愉快 I give up. You won. Have fun with the money.
她不知道自己在哪儿 半夜想下床 She didn't know where she was. Tried to get up in the middle of the night.
就用她那已经摔坏了的屁股挪下床 With her broken hip.
过了好一阵 才有人发现 It took a while before they noticed.
但那时已经没有二次手术的必要了 The second operation was too much.
我...
你当时在哪儿 Where were you?
什么事情那么重要 What was so important?
我不知道 I don't know.
去他妈的赌约 Stupid bet.
我讨厌他 I hate him.
他是你最好的朋友 He's your best friend.
不 No.
我们不是朋友 No, we're not friends.
-我们就是兔子和刺猬 -什么 - We are the hare and the hedgehog. - What?
曾经他睡不着的时候 你放过的那盘磁带上讲的 That was on the tape you always played when he couldn't sleep.
-刺猬和兔子赛跑的故事吗 -对 - About the race? - Yes.
他一直都是最好 最快 最强的那个 He's always the better one, the faster one, the stronger one.
-但是... -我永远都做不到 - But... - I'm done.
保罗 Oh, Pauli.
你会更想让他做你的儿子吗 妈妈 Would you rather have him as your son?
不 No?
我想听真话 Be honest.
你在说什么胡话 What kind of rubbish is that?
我不知道 I don't know.
他做事从来都挑不出毛病 Everything he did was always good.
我却总是让你伤脑筋 You were much harsher with me.
他才是更难的那个 保罗 He just had a tougher life, Pauli.
噢 保罗你这个蠢货 Oh, Paul, you idiot.
这里是露西·邓斯克的语音信箱 Hello, this is Lucy Denske's mailbox.
请在滴声后留言 Leave a message after the beep.
你好 Hello?
抱歉 我... Uh... sorry.
露西 Lucy?
露西 Lucy!
-你走吧 -天呐 你在这里 Go away! Oh God, it's you.
-你还在吗 -不在 - Are you still there? - No!
听着 我很抱歉让你卷入我和保罗的问题中来 Listen... I'm sorry you got caught in the crossfire.
保罗什么都不是 他不应该去做那些事 Paul is a loser! He doesn't know when to stop. He shouldn't have done that.
他做了什么事 What did he do?
呃 Well...
他举报了你 He ratted on you.
你所有的东西都被抵押出去了 All your stuff was seized.
我很抱歉 我会好好处理这件事的 I'm so sorry. I'll fix it for you.
没人举报我 Nobody ratted on me.
我自首了 I turned myself in.
什么 What?
你曾经说过 这世上没有自由的意志 You said there is no free will.
所以我想 So I thought...
是时候给你证明并不是这样的 it's the perfect time to prove the opposite.
露西 露西 Lucy!
好吧 你欠了多少债 Okay, how much debt do you have?
68743 68.743. 68,743.
-什么 -没错 - What? - Yes.
-就这些吗 -什么 - Is that it? - Excuse me?
我帮你还 I'll pay it.
什么 What?
你还不明白吗 我赢了 You don't get it. I won!
我有的是钱 I'm fucking loaded!
六万八千欧算个屁 68,000 is peanuts!
小钱而已 I'll pay it with petty cash.
你不懂 托尼 There are worlds between us, Toni.
为什么 有问题的话解决掉不就好了 Why? There are problems and we'll solve them.
-你来解决问题 -好吧 - You solve them. - OK...
我来解决 I solve them.
然后你觉得 问题就解决了 And you think that's the end of it?
没错 难道不是吗 Yes! Why not?
我不用付出任何代价 Because I'm not cured.
这对我来说无所谓 I don't care.
对你来说无所谓 You don't care?
这是我的房子 This is my flat.
我住在这里 This is where I live.
因为是被分配的 It was assigned to me.
我还有一个监护人 I have a legal guardian.
我只能留一点点的钱 其它全都得交出去 If I have more than a few euros I spend it right away.
这辈子我撒过很多谎 I lied so much in my life.
我的父母甚至不愿意再同我说话 My own parents won't talk to me anymore.
但这些对于你来说都无所谓 But you don't care.
我的灵魂破了一个洞 I have a hole in my soul.
这世上没有任何东西 任何钱财 It can't be plugged.
能够填补这个洞 Not with money, not with anything.
看着我 告诉我 你无所谓 Look at me and tell me you don't care.
你瞧 You see?
你需要的是和你拥有同样多事物的人 You need someone who is just as talented as you are.
能跟上你脚步的人 而不是像我这样只能在你身旁作陪衬的人 Someone who can keep up with you. Not someone who just makes you look a bit better by comparison.
我不适合你 I am not your project.
恭喜你啊 托尼 Congratulations, Toni.
DAY 99
保罗 Paul?
你不能永远不理我吧 你总得出门吧 You can't keep ignoring me. You have to come out some day.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
-还没找到吗 -没人见过他 - Still nothing? - Nobody's seen him.
事情很严重吗 Should we be worried?
你拿到那个美国人的合同了吗 Did you get the contracts from the Americans?
律师说他们已经到邮局了 The lawyers said they're in the mail.
真是令人惊喜啊 What a nice surprise!
-嗨 沃尔夫冈 -进来吧 托尼 - Hi, Wolfgang. - Come in, Toni.
比赛已经开始了 过来吧 The game already started.
雷娜特在吗 Is Renate in?
没有 她... No, she...
她在奶奶那儿打扫卫生 She's cleaning up at Grandma's. Some people may be interested.
说说吧 你们到底怎么了 What's going on with you?
举行葬礼时你在哪儿 Why weren't you at the funeral?
什么... What?
我们当时很好奇你在哪儿 We were wondering where you were.
他难道一点都没跟你讲吗 Didn't he tell you anything?
还没这个机会 We didn't have the chance.
你们到底在做什么 What's with you two?
唉 他不会原谅我了 He'll never forgive me.
来 过来 躺在这儿 Come on. Lie down.
就像以前一样 好吗 Like in the old days.
雷娜特 我已经三十五岁了 Renate, I'm 35 years old.
看起来还没有 Nobody will see.
来吧 Come on.
天气真糟 Stupid bet.
你知道吗 托尼 You know, Toni...
你们得渐渐停止表现得像个孩子 it's about time you stopped being children.
你们的生活中需要有一些实在的东西 You need something real in your lives.
我知道的是什么 妻子 家庭 What do I know? Wives? A family?
然后你们就会知道 什么是真正的问题所在 Then you'll know what real problems are.
也许吧 Probably.
一定 Definitely.
你不能替我说说好话吗 Can you put in a good word for me?
他太固执了 他就一直这样 He's so stubborn, he'll never give in.
他宁愿埃饿也不出门 He'd rather starve than leave his flat.
托尼 保罗已经走了 Toni, Paul left.
他在加利福利亚 He's in California.
头等舱 A first-class ticket.
谁付的这些钱啊 Who'd pay for that?
不 No.
保罗 Paul!
保罗
Paul!
-说 你好 托尼 -你好 托尼 - Say "Hello, Toni". - Hello, Toni.
你好 维利 Hello, Willi.
麻烦你告诉保罗他该修修他的车了 Could you please tell Paul to fix his car?
埃尔克没从维利的裤子上沾上油斑 Elke can't get the oil stains out of Willi's trousers.
有一条油蹟一直拖到了街上 There's a trail of oil running all down the street.
该死的大自然 Fucking nature.
你必须换个油缸了 You really need to fix that oil pan.
你把半个城市都污染了 You polluted half the city.
绿色和平组织宣布进入紧急状态 Greenpeace declared a state of emergency.
就像糖果屋里那样 寻着油蹟 Is this your version of a bread crumbs trail?
你不能就这样丢下我一个人 You can't do that. You can't just leave me alone.
你能原谅我吗 Can you forgive me?
原谅什么 For what exactly?
我之前打了你 For hitting you.
行啊 OK.
-好吗 -好 - Really? - Yes.
那... So...
我们就... 和好了 we're fine then?
没有 No.
好吧 那到底还为什么 OK, what else?
你来告诉我 You tell me.
因为我之前对待你不公正 For treating you unfairly.
行 原谅你了 OK, forgiven.
-因为我拿我们的钱去打牌了 -原谅你了 - For gambling with our money? - Forgiven.
-因为我没有问就滥用了你的资料 -原谅你了 - For abusing your data without asking? - Forgiven.
因为在马略卡岛上的限速照片 -因为我登记是你开的车 -原谅你了 For saying you were the driver on that speed camera photo in Mallorca? Forgiven.
因为我把你的作业当成我自己的交了 到底是什么 还能为了什么 For submitting your term paper as mine? What? What else?
你该不会是认真的吧 你不会是指... You've got to be kidding.
安娜·科罗斯科 Anna Kloske?
-你真是不可理喻 这有什么需要原谅的 -这是个严肃的问题 - What's there to forgive? - Is that a serious question?
我说了一千次了 我帮不上忙 For the thousandth time: it wasn't my fault.
-你还没明白是吗 -保罗 是她追的我 -Du verstehst immer noch nicht, oder? -Paul, Sie ist mir nachgelaufen！ - You still don't get it, huh? - Paul, she chased after me!
承认吧 Admit it!
承认吧 你这个混蛋 Just admit it, you asshole!
你到底想要什么 What do you want?
你要是没喜欢过她 我就原谅你了 If you'd at least liked her, I would have forgiven you.
如果你不想这样 为什么你不打个电话 这不关安娜的事 而是为了你 该死的 If she was so important to you, why didn't you just call her? Because it's not about Anna, it's about you, you jerk!
我要你承认 I want you to admit it!
我什么都不知道 I don't know what.
她对你来说完全无所谓 You couldn't care less about her.
你就是想让我痛苦 You wanted to hurt me.
当然 Of course!
什么
我想把事情搞砸 - What? - I wanted to ruin it.
我想从你那儿夺走一些东西 I wanted to take something from you.
我也想体验下你完美的生活 I didn't want you to have that too, in your perfect life.
-什么 -你拥有一切 What? You have everything.
你有房子 有爱你的家人 你有... 那也是你的家 You have a home, you have a family. - They love you for who you are. - It's your family too.
我必须为自己争取一切 每一道目光 每一分关注 你还记得那个故事吗 兔子和刺猬 I always had to fight for every bit of attention. Do you remember the story about the hare and the hedgehog?
当然记得 你一直都是那只兔子 Yes! Yes, you were always the hare.
-是啊 他没法再继续了 他一直跑一直跑 -越来越快 一直向前 That's how it felt. Always running. Always faster, straight ahead.
无论那只兔子跑得有多块... And no matter how fast the hare ran...
那只刺猬... ...已经在那儿了 - The hedgehog... - ...was already there.
该死 Fuck.
那只刺猬赢了 The hedgehog won.
因为他不是一个人 Because he wasn't alone.
可你并不是一个人 But you aren't alone.
你不能就这样简单地消失 Hey, you can't just disappear.
没有你我做不到 I can't manage without you.
这是泥浆 I hate mud.
-我眼睛里有泥浆 -我知道 I've got mud in my eye.
-来 -再高一点 啊 好了 - Come on already. - A bit higher.
-你拿着别动 -别碰 Keep it in the flame or it'll go out.
好
敬奶奶 To Grandma.
这东西你是在垃圾堆里找到的吗 Where did you find it? The garbage bin?
我在附近的旧货店淘到的 I searched all the junk shops in the area.
12.50欧元 He wanted 12.50 euros.
对这东西来说也太贵了 That's too much for it.
我在第99天的时候买了一个东西 I bought one thing on the 99th day.
我猜我赌输了 I think I lost the bet.
我之前就放弃了 I gave up before you.
什么 When?
我没听见 I didn't hear.
你什么也没说 You didn't say anything.
嘿 小伙子们
你好 贝蒂 Hello, Betty.
你在做什么 Where are you heading?
穿着莫罗·伯拉尼克我差点不会走路了 Not far in these Manolo Blahniks.
你看起来像有人在你脸上打翻了化妆盘 You look like someone shot you with a make-up Uzi.
这是阿黛尔妆 It's the Adele look. OK?
假睫毛有30克重 我几乎睁不开眼 The eyelashes weigh 30 grams. I can barely open my eyes.
然后我花了两个小时把自己缝进了这件值4000欧的礼服里 -你用什么付的款 -信用卡 -预支我们的胜利 -这么肯定 -你不是吗 -他们来了 什么 噢 It took two hours to sew me into this 4000-euro dress. How did you pay for all that? Credit card. A prepayment on our victory. - Are you that sure? - You're not? - Oh, I am. - They're coming!
-嗨 -嗨
-该死 -你们两个都做到了 绝无仅有 - Shit, they both made it. - No way.
-我输了 -是吗 - I lost. - What?
-什么 -你 该死 - What? - You?
我改变主意了 -这没用 -我的确改了 -什么 什么时候 抱歉 - I changed my bet. - Nobody heard it. - I said it loud and clear. - When?
我也输了 I lost too.
-什么 -好吧 -这不可能 -等等 停下 -这是完全没有预料到的 -现在这算什么 我们能得到什么 - What? - I don't believe it. - We didn't plan for that. - What does that mean for us?
我们全部平分 We're dividing everything among everyone.
每个人拿一样多 Everyone gets the same share.
你们 我们 大家都一样 You, us, everyone.
-我们多少人 -12 - How many are we? - 12.
-那是多少钱 -14除以12 116万6666欧元 还有66分 How much does that make? - 14 divided by 12, you bum. - That's 1,166,666 and 66 cents.
-每个人 -什么 - For everyone. - What?
我再也不用被潜规则 再也不用哈腰给别人捡笔了 No more casting couch, no more "Mr. Director, may I pick up your pencil?"
-我要买星球大战里的死星 -我要买下足球俱乐部 -那个太贵了 -柏林赫塔 I'm buying the Death Star. - I'm buying a soccer club. - Too expensive.
那个可以 - Hertha. - Right.
-天啊 -你去哪 - Oh God, I'm so excited! - Where are you going?
-我要吐了 -等等 我们想... - I'm going to puke. - Wait, we wanted...
给你们一个选择的机会 We wanted to make you an offer.
大家都可以拿着自己那份钱继续留在公司 对 Anyone who wants to can keep his share in the company.
我们一起开创一番事业 We're doing something revolutionary.
做啥 Like what?
我们不用再参与无意义的竞争 We'll step out of the rat race.
拿着赢了的这个钱... We'll take the money we won and...
我们做些有意义的事 We'll make something real.
做啥 Like what?
我们可以买地 We could buy land.
建起一片乐园 在那里钱不是一切 We could create a place where money isn't everything.
我们可以自给自足 互换互利 We could grow our own food. We could trade.
真正长久地生活 We could be truly sustainable.
我们人虽少 但伟大的事业都是从小做到大 And we might only be a few, but all big ideas started small.
人们会发觉 不能再这样下去了 And people know that we can't go on like this, you see?
我们是变革者 是齿轮上的流沙 We are the revolutionaries! We are the sand in the gears.
-是... -保罗 ...在革新整个系统 -保罗 保罗 -怎么了 - Paul? Paul! - We'll throw the wrench in the works! - Paul! - We will... What is it?
美国人把娜娜软件上市了 The Americans just released NANA.
-什么 -啊 - What? - Huh?
"祖克曼再次改变世界 目前已有七亿台手机装上了 他开发的语音辨识系统软件 娜娜 "David Zuckerman once again revolutionized the world. Since last night, 700 million mobile phones can install his revolutionary voice recognition app NANA."
你好 罗尼 Hello, Ronnie.
准备好进入新时代了吗 Are you ready to step into the future?
一千四百万 14!
怎么了 What?
都拿去好了 Alright, be sure to take something home.
我得拿它还帐单 I'm paying off my debts with this.
因为 Because...
我自作自受 I deserve it.
嗨 贝蒂 我请你喝杯酒 Hey Betty, let me buy you a drink.
不了 我一喝醉就想接吻 No, when I'm drunk I always want to make out.
你已经醉了 -真的 -是啊 - You are drunk. - Really? Yes.
都结束了 It's over.
是啊 Yup.
-也算是爽了一回 -啥 - So we got to experience that too. - What?
-当土豪 -是啊 Being rich.
我倒觉得更像是在受罪 It just stressed me out.
千金散尽 爱的人也离开了 Money gone, woman gone...
一无所有 Everything gone.
这呢 Hello?
对不住 我还是更想要女的 Sorry, but I'd rather have the woman.
你爱她吗 Do you love her?
Yes.
好了 OK.
好什么 OK, what?
走吧 Come on.
哈喽 Hello.
我只想告诉你... I just wanted to tell you...
我不完美 I'm not perfect.
我视力不好 看上去傻里傻气的 I can't see well, but I hate these glasses for how they make me look.
我早上有口气 I have bad breath in the morning.
饿的时候爱发脾气 I get grumpy when I'm hungry.
我有阅读障碍 总是记不住名字 I have a reading disorder, and I can't remember names.
我必须打开门睡觉 好随时看得到我妈妈 I could never sleep with a closed door because I had to know my Mom was there.
我什么都要争赢 喜欢指手画脚 I always need to be right and I like to lecture.
我没法真正开始一段感情 但又想有人在我身边 And I can't really commit, but still I long for you.
我还要继续说吗 Shall I continue?
我想说 我们每个人心里都有一个洞 What I want to say is that we all have a hole in our soul.
我们总想填好这个洞 We all hope that something will make us whole again.
用钱 用别人的关心 等等 Money, attention, something.
一个人 A person.
可能我说的是废话 Maybe that's bullshit.
他必须明白 自己的不完美 Maybe we just have to grasp that we'll never be finished.
这样他才不会被打败 才能和别人... Then we wouldn't destroy each other, but we could be incomplete...
在一起经营不完美的生活 together.
还有就是... Right, and...
我脱发 I'm balding.
你需要新床垫 松鼠在那里筑巢了 对哦 我是还需要 I think you need a new mattress. - The squirrels are nesting in yours. - Oh, shit. I still needed it.
那就买一张呗 Just buy a new one then.
不行 I can't.
我以为你很有钱 Why not? I thought you were rich?
是 但是... Well, uh...
最后发现 我想多了 It turns out it was a bit premature.
这就是我的全部身家 This is all I've got.
我按照它们的重要性排好了 In order of importance.
是得有个顺序 没错 - Orderliness is crucial. - Yes.
你看到的 这五样东西都在这 And what you see here are the five things...
没有它们我不能活 I can't live without.
我只看到四样 I only see four.
天啊 Oh God...
讨厌 你说得太甜了 幸好你布置得不怎么样 否则我就得哭了 That's so tacky, but it's so cute I could cry, if it weren't so tacky.
-保罗的水准 -当然了 - Paul came up with that. - Yes, of course.
但我觉得还不赖 But I think it's pretty good.
你们都破产了 这是度假的时候吗 Is a bankruptcy really a good time to take a holiday?
是最佳时机 It's the perfect time.
-我们需要时间想想 -然后呢 - We need some time to think. - Fine. And then?
-再说 -再见 We'll see.
保重 Bye.
再见 Bye.
你们怎么生活呢 What are you going to live on?
妈妈 我们不需要很多 We don't need much, Mom.
-再见 -再见 - Bye. - Bye.
-还是有点烦 -怎么了 It kinda sucks though.
他们剽窃了你们的发明 They stole your invention.
这个没办法就这么认了 You can't just let them get away with it.
他们的律师比柏林的居民还要多 事已成定局 They have more lawyers than Berlin has residents. No, that ship has sailed.
或者这也是个千载难逢的机会 Maybe it's a tremendous opportunity.
什么意思 What do you mean?
嗯 Well...
这是我们的系统 装在他们的电脑上 It's our program on their computers.
七亿台手机都装了这个软件 Our app is running on 700 million phones.
要是这个软件有个后门呢 What if there's a little loophole?
他们当然会检查 Dude, they turned it inside out.
没错 但这不是病毒 I'm not talking about a virus.
而是 Then what?
一个小约定 A little agreement.
为了发出一次最后的号召 For a last call.
娜娜会问我 它能为我做什么 And NANA would ask me what she can do for me now.
你会说什么 And what would you say to her?
我不知道 I don't know.
可能娜娜会告诉所有人 Maybe NANA would speak directly to people.
她收集了他们多少资讯 Maybe she would show them exactly what data is being collected.
她会问我们 我们想怎样生活 She would ask us how we want to live.
是否我们买的东西真的能给我们带来快乐 Whether the things we buy really bring joy into our lives,
还是只是会塞满我们的房子 or just clutter up our homes.
她会说 "未来已经开启 She would say: "The future is here.
我们身处其中 We're right in the middle of it.
而我们必须自己想清楚" But we have to think for ourselves."
你们知道 最妙的是什么吗 And do you know what the best part is?
祖克曼必须配合我们 他回不了头 Zuckerman would have to play along. He couldn't go back.
他不能承认 娜娜在盗取资料 这一切都是他的主意 He could hardly admit he stole NANA. It would all have been his idea.
那你... You didn't...
不 你没做 No, you didn't really do that.
好像是我的手机响了 不好意思 I think that's mine. Sorry.
你好 娜娜 Hello, NANA.
早上好 保罗 Good morning, Paul.
真是美好的一天啊 What a nice day today.
是的 真好 Yes, wonderful.
是时候了吗 是的 Is it time? Yup.
是该清醒的时候了 Time to wake up.
三 Three...
二 Two...
一 One.